Tolkien Cooking with Beorn: Little Bunny’s Bread and Honey

After the Troll encounter and a brief encounter with some elves, Bilbo, his companions, and their pack-ponies end up captured by goblins. Goblins apparently “eat horses and ponies and donkeys (and other much more dreadful things).” Now, I do have many delicious goblin/orc recipes, which I will post eventually. Fortunately for you, none of my Orc recipes involve any sort of equine meat products.

Unfortunately for Bilbo, he is now stuck deep within the Misty Mountains. Eventually, he is separated from his companions and runs into the creepy character Gollum. This is a life-changing event for Bilbo, in which he obtains the One Ring. At the moment, however, Bilbo has no time even to ask himself “what have I got in my pocket?” before he must escape the murderous Gollum, who likes to eat raw fish and goblins, but would certainly welcome some exotic meat known as hobbit.

Bilbo is reunited with Gandalf and the Dwarves, only to encounter vicious wolves. Eagles rescue them, treating them all to some freshly caught wildlife. The Dwarves skin and cut up the meat. That’s good because Bilbo is only “used to having it delivered by the butcher all ready to cook.” Poor Bilbo sleeps very well on a hard rock, though “he would have liked a loaf and butter better than bits of meat toasted on sticks.”

Happily, Gandalf knows of a mysterious character named Beorn who lives nearby. Beorn is a skin-changer: “sometimes he is a huge, black bear, sometimes he is a great strong black-haired man with huge arms and a great beard.” Beorn eventually agrees to let the company stay with him for a time. His ursine tendencies appear limited to a vegetarian diet mainly consisting of cream and honey. This suits Bilbo just fine. Even Gandalf enjoys Beorn’s hospitality: “At last Gandalf pushed away his plate and jug—he had eaten two whole loaves (with masses of butter and honey and clotted cream) and drunk at least a quart of mead.”

Nevertheless, even in this pleasant environment, Bilbo is a victim of condescension of the worst kind when Beorn picks him up and pokes his “waistcoat most disrespectfully. ‘Little bunny is getting nice and fat again on bread and honey,’ (Beorn) chuckled. ‘Come and have some more!'” Bilbo would never refuse more of the following recipe, even if his dignity has been bruised…

Little Bunny’s Bread and Honey

food-3644610

½ cup soft salted butter
½ cup sugar
1 extra large egg, room temperature
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 teaspoon ground ginger
½ teaspoon each:
salt
ground cloves
nutmeg
1 cup 1% milk
¼ cup light molasses
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 ounces crystallized ginger, chopped into ¼” bits
2 ounces pecan halves, chopped coarsely

Preheat oven to 350°. Coat a 9″ heavy aluminum square pan with cooking spray or grease lightly. In a large bowl, beat the butter, sugar, and egg until creamy. In a medium bowl, combine the flour and the next five ingredients; set aside. In a 2-cup glass measure, whisk together the milk, molasses, and vanilla. Add to the butter mixture starting with a third of the flour mixture and alternating with half of the liquid. Beat well after each addition, especially after the final one (don’t be dismayed when/if this appears curdled). Mix in the crystallized ginger and pecans. Pour into the prepared pan and bake 31-35 minutes or until the center tests done. Let stand at least 30 minutes on a rack before cutting. Cover and store at room temperature. Serves 9.

Little Bunny’s Honey Butter

½ cup soft salted butter
2 tablespoons honey
1 ounce lightly toasted pecans, ground
¼ teaspoon each:
ground ginger
ground cloves
nutmeg

Combine all ingredients in a small bowl. Cover and refrigerate leftovers; soften at room temperature again for spreading. Makes about 2/3 cup.

This is a light, fragile gingerbread with a spicy, sweet butter. It’s known as Ginger Jar Bread with Spiced Honey Butter in my cookbook.

The Hobbit Merch

About Astrid Tuttle Winegar 74 Articles
Astrid Tuttle Winegar is the author of "Cooking for Halflings & Monsters: 111 Comfy, Cozy Recipes for Fantasy-Loving Souls" (in paperback and epub formats from your favorite online booksellers). She is mostly telling a culinary Middle-earth story here on Legendarium, with occasional stops in Narnia. Astrid has loved C. S. Lewis since childhood, J. R. R. Tolkien since middle and high school, all Star things, both Trek and Wars, all things Whedon, and many other things besides. She lives in the enchanted city of Albuquerque, New Mexico, with her husband. Visit her website for more information: Astrid Tuttle Winegar | Cooking for Halflings & Monsters.

Be the first to comment

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.